So it's almost 6:00 in the morning and I just couldn't take it anymore. Even though this bastard has lied to me before, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt yet again and see if he was okay and wasn't eaten by a gang of Chick Fil-A bandits. So anyway, I get on the internet just see some things and lo and behold guess who's on the yahoo messenger? The father of the year! Sometimes I don't understand myself when it comes to this eight piece chicken nugget bastard. Here it is, he owes me every apology under the sun, yet he finds every excuse to dodge my questions and then I wind up feeling sorry that I even went off on his ass. But here's the kicker he has the nerve to ask, am I dating someone else? First of all, you don't call, or write, or send any emails to me. You pretend to know how to spell OUR daughter's name, yet in still she's still the called THE BABY and she'll be a year old in two and a half weeks. Yeah, I'm dating some man who's taking care of your child, is what I really want to say, but he's not even worth the lie you know? Baby daddies suck, not to mention you suck as well because you don't know what in the hell you were thinking about when you were copulating with the mothersucker. Well, I take that back, I was thinking about getting IHOP the next morning........

Anyhoo, I been pretty insomniatic (is that even a word?) lately. I'm thinking this time it may have something to do with smoking that Black and Mild yesterday (boy, I know the feds were probably hoping I would say something like crack or mari-ju-uana) but anyway, I didn't even get a buzz just some funky breath that will have my baby wincing everytime I say "Hey Fat Mama". I would post a picture of my little beautiful baby girl on here, but I know that the R. Kelly's of the world would be on my site like Beyonce on TV (all the damn time). Besides, I don't take child exploitation lightly, if someone even says my baby's name sexy, he or she, (because perv's do gender bend) are going to catch a hot one and ain't talking about a hot dog either. Okay, I'm going to go now, until the next time.......