Damn, I just deleted my first post, now I have to start all over again. I think in the first post I was quoting a verse from Aaliyah's song, "Try Again", it was Timbaland's part "It's been a long time... I shouldn't have left you...Without a dope beat to step to...." Poor Timbaland, the only business he's getting is from artists who can't get Pharrell. Anyway, I was just saying that I should keep a regular post and everythang. I'm sorry for all the ghetto folk out there who were expecting my posts to be ebonically laden, but I'm an intelligent broad with $20,000 of student loan to prove it. So, I don't I feel like writing like I'm still in a Clayton County School third grade class (only the people who live in the metropolitan Atlanta area will understand the joke). Anyway, I'm still Black, still unemployed, and still trying to figure how I got in these jeans (you're not the only person trying to figure that out Mr. 50 Cent). Well, today I started my Weight Watchers diet. You know the one with the points. Well, I was doing good until a few minutes ago when I ate a big ass piece of baked chicken and two helpings of Butter and Garlic pasta and Carrots. Well, I figure it's healthy so I can eat more of it......
On to other news, well my well-meaning sperm donor is no longer employed. I finally tracked him down at his job only to find out that he doesn't work there anymore. So, I called his grandmother's house and of course he's not there either. Now, I'm like where is this son of a bitch? Well, if he should happen to stumble across my anger management therapy page (my blogger) he'll get the message that I'm trying to get across to him: PAY ME SOME CHILD SUPPORT OR BECOME SOMEBODY'S BIZNITCH IN JAIL. And for those people who are going to say "I thought you said you wasn't going to use Ebonics?", first of all, it's not Ebonics, it's Jive Pig Latin which is used by the most educated and prominent Blacks in the country. So f#@$ off! Well, I don't have much else to say except, I want to know who really paid good money for either Beyonce's or Ashanti's cd?