Well, well, what do you know? I'm beginning to become a regular poster. Anyway I was browsing at the other people's blogs and all I can say is damn, I wished I had paid more attention in computer information science class. On the flip side, some of these people have too much damn time on their hands (myself included).

Well, tonight I want to talk about a few thing that have been bothering me for a minute. What in the hell is wrong with Ashanti's mouth? It looks like she's had a stroke or something. Next time you see her video, you know for the song that consists of two words, Aww, Baby (aww isn't even a word), just take a little look. Now some of you reading this may think I'm hating, but I'm not. I don't have a problem with Ashanti, I just don't like her and no, I don't wish I look like her either, because at the end of the day, I don't have to worry about removing my hair so that I can get comfortable and I don't sound like rat whistling when I sing.

Another subject that's been bothering me is this Dora the Explorer chick. Where is her mama? I mean this little girl is every bit of five years old and she's walking around the world with a backpack and a monkey named Boots. I believe Boots is a child molester and Dora's mama is a crack head, because that's the only way a mama would let her child out of the house and roam all over the place.

What's with people drinking Pepsi? Pepsi is nasty as hell and not to mention they dropped Ludacris from their ads (I for one am not terribly upset by that move) and replaced him with that Beyonce broad (I heard that the horses across the country have filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against her for misrepresentation). Doesn't anybody drink Coke anymore? I love Coke. It got me through my nine months of morning sickness. I owe that company me and my baby's life. Plus, for all my colored folk reading, Coke funnels more money into HBCU's than Pepsi. I know some of you all are saying, but Coke just settled a million dollar lawsuit regarding racial discrimination. This may hurt some of you all's feelings, but some of those folks who were screaming discrimination, were just mad because the top level executives told them that they couldn't mix Hennessey with the complementary Coke they were being given at work anymore.

My final issue is with the President. We know you forged your way through college, so it's not so unbelievable that you forged the documents to start a war with Iraq. The reason why we know you did it is because you spelled Iraq, I-R-A-C-K in the documents you submitted to Congress.

Okay, I'm done. I'm still waiting to hear from my sperm donor and I have exceeded the points I was supposed to eat today for my Weight Watchers diet. Until the next time..........