Move Over Fitty....I've Got Twenty Questions of My Own

1. Why does Shawn Carter call himself "Jay-Z"
2. Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
3. Has Don King ever been able to get a comb through his hair?
4. Why is it that R. Kelly can make stupid songs like Ignition, Thoia Thong, Feeling on Your Booty, etc. sound so good? (Too bad a man that could have any grown woman he wants, has to purchase his wife's birthday gift from Toys R US)
5. Who told Ashanti that she could sing?
6. Furthermore, who told Fabulous he could rap?
7. Why can't women go to the bathroom alone?
8. Why do men think that girl on girl action is sexy, but man on man action is just plain gay? (Last time I checked, two sets of breases rubbing together is just plain nasty!)
9. This isn't a question, but an answer to Ginuwine's question-Hell no, you pretty muthasucka
10. Why can dogs have sex with as many bitches as he wants and not get an STD? (If someone has heard of a case of an animal STD, please let me know)
11. Why does UPN have so many Black shows?
12. Kobe, why did you do it?
13. Furthermore, why did you do it with a white broad?
14. What happened to Hi-Five? (You know the boys that sang the "Kissing Game")
15. What happened to Black pride?
16. Why is Bush president?
17. Where does cottage cheese come from?
18. Furthermore, why is it associated with yeast infections? (Hmm, do you see a connection here?)
19. Do fish drink water?
20. What in the hell does EBT stand for? (TANF recipients, please feel free to answer)