Random Fo' Shizzle

Am I the only person who's tired of seeing Fiddy Cent with his shirt off in every video?

Anyway, this post is sheer randomness because I'm at work and y'all know I don't have shit to do. I promise y'all once I get a real job, I'm gonna stop posting so much. I know y'all ain't interested in what I got to say *wipes away tear*.

On the real though, I'm hungry and I don't have any money, but I do have a Paypal account now, so y'all send me some money for some lunch or something. Puhleeze?

I finally learned a technique to twisting my locs that will actually work. I tried it last night while I was looking at the computer terminal. Man, it looks like I paid somebody to twist them for me. If you have locs and you want someone to maintenance them for you for a reasonable price, don't call me because I'm gone charge a whole lotta money because I need every penny I can get so I can get my house.

I hate trees and the pollen grains they spew. They're fucking up my positive outlook on life.

Me and my friend Sylvester yesterday did a spoken word interpretation of different parts of the Bible last night. Do you think we're going to go to hell because of it?

Speaking of Sylvester, I would really like to get to know him better, but since he has feasted upon one of my friends, it really has changed things. I mean both of them said it meant nothing to them, but even if I did hook up with him, everytime I would kiss him, I would taste my friend. YUCK!

My baby has an abnormally large booty to be a one year old. Everybody's always talking about it. That makes me very uncomfortable.

Oh well, I'm going to go now, I promise there won't be another random post like this.

Until the next time............