The Fiff Anyul Thug Awards.......

This year's show will be hosted by Ray'Vonquasha El Malik the star of the hit BET sitcom, We's Got It Made.
This year's honorees will include local rap artists such as P.S.P (Pimp Slappin Posse), Deez Nuttz, Crackhoes, and Peppermint Records number one selling artist: Iowngivaphuck.

The awards will be presented by:
Fifty Cents bodyguard: EBT
Trina's hairdresser: Simply Yvonnette
Lil Jon and The Eastside Boys Spirtual Advisor: Rev. Dontae "Big D" Rector
The Last Person That Cleaned Tupac's Car: Dar'rell Simpson
Ludacris' Personal Assistant: Re-Dick-U-Lis
UGK's Bun B's Parole Officer: Tom Wheeler (yeah, he white, but he still down fo' the thugs)
Snoop Dogg's Dog Walker: Patum Down

And none other than everybody's favorite thug: Gary Coleman, now known as "Killa G" performing cuts off his new cd entitled "From The Waist Down Nigga Yo' Azz Iz Mine"
This year's Thug Nigga of The Year Award will be presented to: Phat Azz Thug

This Thursday night on UPN (U Picka Nigga) Network.