And The Crappy Goes To.....

I know the Grammy's were on Sunday and today is Tuesday, but it's my blog and write when I want to.

Anyway, I couldn't let this shit go without speaking my mind on a few things that I saw on Sunday's award show that should never, ever happen again. That bullshit was ridiculous and undamnneccesary. I shall elaborate:

1. Prince and Beyonce: I don't give a damn if she was nominated in every damn category, why in the hell did the producers think that this pairing was going to be okay?
Prince finally takes a break from giving out Watchtower booklets to come perform and they have the audacity to put that ass shaking heffa on stage with him? I'm sorry, but Prince is one of a kind, a legend. He should've been the only person singing Purple Rain. By the time Beyonce joined him, it sounded more like Purple Pain. I wanted to whoop her ass with a dust cloth and slap her with a piece of Church's chicken. That heffa knows better......

2. Pharrell Williams, Sting, Vince Gill, and some other country singing muthasucka:
Was I the only person trying to figure out why they had Pharrell playing the drums. I mean yeah, his falsetto isn't all that hot, but damn they could've at least let him stand on the damn stage. Everytime the camera flashed to Pharrell, it looked as if he'd got a whiff of eau what de fuck. I mean Sting is my dog, but umm, he ain't cut out to be singing some damn Beatles. Vince Gill, well, I really don't like his ass either. Who was the other sucka up there? Damn, he must've been that bad....

3. Alicia Keys and Celine Dion:
I know Luther hopped out of his seat and started punching the t.v. I mean Alicia, you know you don't sound worth shit without your mixing boards. You shouldn't have even tried it honey. The was one of my favorite Luther ditties, but you've made me so mad, hell I'll beat your ass for Luther. Damn, heffa you need to stick to your job as the waitress in the coffee shop. Celine on the other hand, they was trying to fuck her up, they knew her shit was on point, they just don't like Canadians, especially French speaking ones.....

4. Earth Wind and Fire, Big Boi, and George Clinton
All these years I've been waiting for EWF to get back together and this what I get? I'm mad as hell. Maurice White had some new hair on top and another pair of tight ass pants, but did I get to hear him sing? NOOOOOOO! Old flaming ass Phillip Bailey with his Spongebob yellow suit hogged the show. Don't even get me started on Verdine White and his crazy ass. Big Boi and Sleepy Brown did their thing. I just wanted to know what was up with the big boy dance revue they had out there with them? Them boys looked like they were one step away from collapsing. Then of course there was George Clinton, ohigh at the tender age of 70 or so. He is the oldest weed head I know. However, I want to know whose idea it was to break out into a fucked up rendition of Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys "Get Low"? I bet Lil Jon was at home like OOOOOHHHHHH NNNNNOOOO!

Well I would like to continue my discussion on the other fucked up pairings at the Grammy's but I have to go.....

The Oscars are just around the corner...

Until the next time..............