This Is The Reason Why I Can't Work As A 911 Operator............

I was telling a friend of mine who does security work, like myself, of a job opening for a communications officer I (ie a 911 operator). I figure, we both have the background and well it does pay a hell of a lot more than we're making now. The convo went something like this.....

(I'm IRTIHO1BTSWTW)

I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
I'd probably get a call from somebody that I knew
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
cause it's an emergency
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
Keisha? is that you girl?
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
This reza?
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
what's going on?
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
girl my babydaddy done off and hit me
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
you better punch his bitch ass back
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
come git his ass
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
he got a gun
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
better yet hold on I'mma call my boys to come whoop his ass
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
hold on
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
he say he gonna kill me
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
his bitch ass ain't gone do nothing, put his ass on the phone
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
tyrone, tyrone...come to the phone
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
tyrone fuck u bitch)
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
oh I got yo bitch, bitch
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
my boys ain't neva skerred they coming to fuck you up
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
Girl, he comin in herre wit the bat
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
run girl, run!
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
keep yo cell phone on though
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
girl i ain't got on no shoes and my toe nails is wet
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
i can't be running
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
oh, then in that case, go hide in the closet
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
ok
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
stop tyrone stop
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
I got somebody comin real soon and they gone fuck him up
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
da police is on day way
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
(gun shot)
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
keisha? keisha?
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
oh girl i'm herre
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
oh Lawd, he done shot Keisha
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
what was da gunshot?
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
he ain't crazy, he shot my boyfriend
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
oh, shit, check the wallets
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
girl he ain't dead
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
he just injured
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
send the ambalams
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
i always knewed he wuz crazy but damn
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
damn, tyrone he kinda sexy shooting folks and stuff
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
he is
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
i think we gonna fuck after the paramedics get herre
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
well gone and get some
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
ok girl, call me sometime
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
aight then, peace
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
my number is in ya'll database
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
aight, well my phone disconnected ret nah
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
I'm trying to get on with smoke signal and stuff
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
girl i'll just call you at work
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
911 right?
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
umm, hold on let me get my extension
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
it's 11
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
you ain't gonna answer da phone
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
?
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
I have to
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
ok
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
that's my job and stuff
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
bye girl with yo crazy ass baby daddy
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
girl, man-man bleeding everywhere
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
damn, I hope not on yo ralph lauren sheets?
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
i'm glad ty didn't shoot me
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
shit I'm glad too
I can't wait until I hit the lottery or find a sugar daddy says:
naw, man-man wuz in the bathroom
I Regret That I Have Only 1 Body To Share With The World says:
girl, that woulda meant I wasn't doing my job

On that note, I think I'm going to apply after all...............