Kanye Who?????

Who in the hell is Kanye West? First of all, I thought his name was pronounced "can-eye", but my brother quickly corrected me by stating that his pronounced as "con-yay". Whatever. All I know is this nigga is getting all the attention, all the airplay, all the chicken.....etc. I wouldn't know him from Adam, mainly because I refrain from listening to these bogus ass radio stations here in Atlanta that plays the same shit every thirty minutes and I don't have cable ( before everybody boos and hisses I want you to remember that I'm a security guard and with that being said, I'm moving on). I heard his songs "Through the Wire" and "What's It Gonna Be" and I must say THEY AIGHT, but it ain't nothing for me to go spend a portion of my school balance check on it. I have seen a picture of him in a stolen Vibe issue and I must say, HE AIGHT, but he ain't got nothing on XTC (more on that later). So to all you Kanye West fans, I must say he .....I'm just playing I ain't gone say it.........

Speaking of school balance money, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Balance check time is to broke college students what the first of the month is to welfare, excuse me, TANF recipients. I have been limping along for the past couple of weeks, just barely getting by. I am looking forward to getting some money and paying some b-i-l-l-s. I had to spell it out, because it hurts to even say the word. I just want to thank Mr. Pell Grant himself. You the man dawg, you the man....

In other news.....

Since everybody is else is doing it, I might as well do it too.......

100 Things Nobody Else Gives A Damn About, But Me......(AKA A Bunch of Useless Information That Cannot Be Used Against Me In A Court of Law)

1. I love cows
2. I like to eat Chinese food, but it makes me sick
3. I've stolen two pregnancy tests (okay, that can be used against me)
4. My name is Iranian
5. I have a Mayfield ice cream Moose Tracks addiction
6. I think Nick Laschey should dump Jessica Simpson and get with the Chocolate Sizzler (me)
7. I absolutely love my 1998 Green Mercury Tracer
8. I lied, labor pains do hurt
9. Having an episiotomy hurts worse
10. I love playing with my daughter
11. I will seek vengeance against anyone who so as much touches a hair on her
12. I love nature
13. I'm in love with the Fancy Gap on the border of Virginia and West Virginia
14. I want to move to Charlotte, North Carolina
15. I believe sex is overrated
16. I believe sex with a man with big hands and feet is overrated
17. Oral sex is severely overrated
18. Any man who wants to prove me wrong about #15, #16 and #17 needs to hit me up at divadivyne2000@yahoo.com
19. I'm addicted to shopping at Old Navy
20. I like hospitals
21. I'm going to school to become doctor after getting a degree in Marketing
22. I hate Beyonce
23. I love Jill Scott
24. I want to fight Brandy
25. I'll enlist the help of Countess Vaughn and we'll tag her ass
26. I'm afraid of snakes
27. I want to visit India
28. Going to Pier 1 temporarily satisfies my desire to visit India
29. I have a tattoo that everyone says looks like a bruise
30. I want to pierce my tongue
31. I have a lot shoes
32. I look at men's shoes to see how they keep themselves up.
33. I'm jealous of all of my friends because they're pretty
34. I haven't switched the gas in my apartment into my name since I moved there November 1st.
35. I have bad credit
36. I don't like to cry
37. I hate corporate America
38. I'm still in love with my first love
39. I hope he's reading this blog and calls me
40. I want to have more babies
41. Being pregnant is fun, once you stop being sick
42. I want to learn how to perform oral sex on a man
43. I don't want to swallow his come either
44. I've never had a boyfriend
45. I've had several crushes though
46. In middle school people used to tease me because I had really short hair
47. I almost stabbed my brother (on purpose)
48. I threw an iron at my sister when she was 8 1/2 months pregnant (she ducked and I missed thankfully)
49. I'm growing my hair out in locs
50. I have evil thoughts
51. I'm a bitch 265 days of the year
52. I used to want to do stand up comedy (is this thang on? no? well....)
53. I believe that most people lie
54. 25% of the time, I do lie
55. 100% of the things on this list so far is true
56. I'm a closet smoker
57. I've never been to Disney World
58. I've never smoked weed
59. I drink too much
60. I've never been drunk
61. I'm pretty smart
62. I'm afraid of dying
63. I'm terrible friend
64. I think I'll make a wonderful wife
65. I am the greatest mom to my Peanut
66. I love eating at Arby's
67. I hate Blimpie (I'll explain later)
68. I want to learn how to dance like a skripper
69. I get lonely (just like Janet)
70. Guys see me as "one of the guys"
71. I would like to be more flirtatious
72. I'm 26 and still a tomboy
73. Margaritas are the best drinks on earth
74. Stevie Wonder is the man
75. I love watching soap operas
76. ER is my favorite show in the world
77. I'm depressed a lot
78. I hate on people a lot
79. I wish more people would realize that Bush is a crook and do something about it
80. I'm extremely political
81. I hate Atlanta
82. I love hearing my baby say "Mama"
83. I disagree with interracial dating
84. I have excess baggage
85. I believe that people are born gay
86. I like to write poetry
87. I have a lot speeding tickets
88. I want big breasts
89. I had them for a few days after I had my baby
90. Breastfeeding hurts
91. I've cried over lost loves
92. Being single is the best thing for me
93. I don't believe in casual sex
94. I lost my virginity at 18
95. I've only had three sexual partners in my life
96. The third one is my baby's father
97. I ran away from home when I was four years old
98. Being in love sucks
99. Being in love with a male friend sucks worse
100. I love life