I'm Going To Practice Dying Now.......

Yes, I really am. I read this article in the Atlanta Journal and Constitution about this dude who wrote a book about dealing with death through practice. Now before all you what the wtf'ers out there get started, I think it's a pretty good idea. Most of us think about death, but how many of us really think about death? My friend once made the comment that having children makes you come face to face with your mortality. I couldn't agree more. Ever since I had Peanut, I find myself thanking God for allowing me to spend one more day here with her. Thankful for being able to see her make another milestone, whether it be taking her first bite to eat without my help or saying "ma'am" ( I swear I heard her say it the other night even though she's only 18 months). Anyway, getting back to my death practice, the article actually outlined a method for preparing for your death in a year's time. I'm for real y'all. You pick a day a year from now that you plan to die and you spend the next twelve months preparing through various spiritual and physical means. I mean, I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but what if you die in the middle of your practicing? Is it safe to assume that you've learned so well, that you didn't need to practice anymore? Damn, that would really suck like a prostitute with no teeth. However, me and my brother both summed up life like this: it doesn't matter if you're nice to people because you're still going to die, so why bother being nice? Good question grasshopper, I have decided that being a bitch is much easier than grinning and bearing it. I think I want to "die" on February 14, 2005, since I'll be dying of a broken heart anyway......

In other news......
XTC is officially out. That muthasucka can kiss my ass....Details later on the reason why.

My sister now has a blog. I would like to share the link with you, but the heffa doesn't even remember it. Oh, by the way she's the oldest too.

I'm paying off my car. That shit is six years old. It should've been paid off months ago. Ask me if I'm going to buy another car and I'll stab you with the bill of sale from my Mecury.

Doctors suck. Or at least according to this book I'm reading. I think the author's are biased. It seems to me that they are in favor of managed health care. Everybody knows that HMO's, PPO's EPO's and all that other shit sucks. It's not the doctors fault that they can't treat their patients the way they need to or see fit. It's this bureaucratic system of a capitalist society that keeps fornicating under the consent of king people over. Sons of bitches. I'm still going to be a doctor anyway....and a damn good one too.

I've decided to buy a house. Apartment living just sucks major ass to me and I can't take it anymore. I'm going to start selling Avon to give me some supplementary income. If you need some toiletries, makeup, smell goods, I'm your broad. Hit me up at divadivyne2000@yahoo.com. Shameless? Hell, naw! This is bidness nigga.

That's all for right now. Until the next time......