Gah Damn! Part Deux

Okay, I must confess, I hate my job. Oh, wait I've already done that on several occasions.........

Today's dilemma comes straight from the pages of Creative Self Loathing. Discover Financial has filed a judgement against me and my sister for the nice lofty sum of $3,000 and some change. Now, I was going to pay the assholes, but I must tell you that I don't like for anybody to put me in a position where I have to pay you or else. First of all, the person responsible for running up the bill and conveniently forgetting to pay the bill was my sister. I was paying them on a payment plan up until last July after my repayment program ended. I asked the customer service representative if I could continue the program and she said no. I was unemployed at the time and hell I was like fuck it. Flash forward approximately 9 months later and these bastards are trying to sue me. I don't feel that I owe them $3,000 simply because I've been paying them for the last 8 years and I'm sure they've gotten more than their fair share of money. I need a lawyer. Shit, now I wish I would've signed up for some pre-paid legal services........

In other news, I still have some unresolved issues with my baby's daddy. I sent him an email to let him know that I was going to email him some pictures of me and Peanut from our vacation in the Bahamas and he sent a reply telling me that he would love that and that he's also coming down on the first so he wanted to see us. Now, there's no harm in that right? Wrong. I'm so horny that if any man came my way (no pun intended), I would strip right there and give him the "treasure cove". I don't want him back, but I sure do miss the relations. I would tell my friends that the loving wasn't up to par, but that was because I didn't want them to know that he had it like that. Who would've thunk it? A man 5 feet tall could put it down like that. Man, I'm shivering over here just thinking about it. Okay, I really need to close this book about my life before I start getting graphic.

I need counseling......Y'all help me

Until the next time.........