What In The Hell?

I just got an email from one of my friends saying that Kelly and Beyonce were kicking Michelle out of the group and were going to be holding auditions for new members.

What in the hell?

Who in the fuck wants to be in a group where they change members like draws? Damn, Beyonce and them will lay you off faster than American Airlines - and won't give you all of your unused vacation pay either.

However, I think what I find more amusing than them supposedly dismissing Michelle; are some of the singers who are reportedly interested in joining the group.

Dawn Robinson - Damn, if EnVogue and Lucy Pearl didn't want your ass, what makes you think DC wants you? Besides aren't you too damn old and that labret piercing in need of cleaning?

Tamyra Gray - Although she's hometown peoples, I just don't think she has any business trying out to be no Destiny Child. Besides she can sing and we know DC don't allow singing heffas in the group. While everybody's talking about how Michelle can't sing, must I remind everybody of Kelly's bad live performance with Nelly (remember that lame ass Dilemma song?) on one of the eight million music award shows two years ago?

Tarralyn Ramsey - One question: Who is the hell is she?

See groups ain't like they used to be. Remember Zhane, SWV, Jade, and all of the other broads? They knew their limits. They made two albums and then called it quits (well except for SWV, they made three). I think they should go back to that two album rule for girl groups. I mean besides these honier than thou negroes who still listen to Destiny's Child, who in the hell cares about them? Beyonce has a successful solo career and Kelly, well it's a good thing she's marrying that NFL player, because her album went straight "Platnone" (to anyone who purchased Kelly's cd bootleg, I offer my sincere apologies). I'm sorry if I sound harsh, then again no I'm not.

Here's my disclaimer:

* And no, according to popular belief, I am not hating on these broads. I don't give a damn about what supposedly goes on in their group. I personally think that the shit is funny and no I don't wish I looked like Beyonce or Kelly or Michelle for that matter. I don't want their damn money or their fame. I am simply commenting on this bullshit*

In closing, I don't always believe everything that I see on the internet or via email. However, if the shit is true, then it's fucked up. Then again, I don't really give a damn.

P.S. Dawn, I didn't mean to talk about your labret piercing. That was very mean of me.