The Grammys Sucked

I wasted three hours last night watching the Grammys just so I could see John Legend. I need help y'all.

That was the most boring shit I have ever forced myself to watch. Queen Latifah was alright, but from one big girl to another, you need to fire your stylist. That heffa had you looking like a damn firetruck with that dress on.

I hate the Black Eyed Peas now. They were so cool back in the day and now they are just some overcooked commercial suckas. Somebody please tell their non-singing front woman that she sucks like a crackhead on payday.

I like Maroon5 on cd and the radio, but that dude's voice live in concert would just annoy the hell out of me.

Somebody tell the Stone Temple Pilots to take a fucking bath. Dirty looking bastards.

Alicia Keys as always performed excellently. The orchestra sounded great.

Kanye West: His little show was good, but he needs to return my bible and my pannies.

John Legend just needs to return my damn phone calls, emails, and letters. I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!!!YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE WITH YOUR SEXY ASS!!!!

Norah Jones you look like a crackhead zebra in your dress.

Melissa Etheridge, you are the woman. It takes insurmountable courage to perform bald (post chemotherapy for breast cancer) in an industry where looks nowadays overshadow talent.

What the fuck was that on the back on Jamie Foxx's head?

Why can't Ellen DeGeneres just dress up just one time? I'm tired of seeing her in those raggedy ass t-shirts that she probably paid fifty dollars for.

Am I the only one that thought that the aid to tsunami victims song sucked? The only thing that saved it was Stevie Wonder. I bet he was thinking to himself: "If I could see my foot, I would kick these sucka's ass for making me look like a fool".

Overall, the show was horrible.

I hope that Jamie Foxx gets that shit of the back of his head before the Oscars.

Oh, yeah and Happy Valentine's Day!