I'm In The Mood For Luh

Before I begin my post, let me hear it for them short men with no necks whooping up on Donovan McNabb and broke-legged Terrell Owens!

Mike V. you can rest now knowing that the Eagles were knocked out of their nest.

Okay, I'm ready now *clears throat*

I signed up for eHarmony so that I can find some di....I mean love. I had been flirting with the idea of signing up on an online site to meet that special someone, but was always turned off by my friend's experiences with Black Planet (I know two totally different worlds, but nevertheless, it was online).

Black Planet sucks by the way. If you didn't know, now you know.

Anyway, I signed up and gave all of my information except for my blood type and now I hope that I can find someone to take long walks with, tell all of my dirty thoughts to, and most importantly, love my little Peanut just as much as I do, but not in an R. Kelly type of way because I'll spend time in jail for murder. I think I'd make a good girlfriend, I mean I cook, clean, and suck a mean.....err, neckbone. I'm sure somebody would want to love me with all of those impressive credentials.

I'll let y'all know how this turns out, if I meet somebody who is worth blogging about, I'll post all the details. Until then, won't somebody send me a Valentine?

Anyone?Anyone?Anyone? (I'll give a dollar to anyone who remembers what movie that was in. Okay, not a dollar, but a nice ass shout out on the blog.)