A-Ha I figured out how to do it

To some who read this I'm not talking about giving head, but giving my posts a title. I still don't know how to hyperlink folks name yet, but give me a week and I'll learn. Anyway, today was a good day. I paid thirteen dollars to go to a redneck beach in Austell and not swim. It was hot as hell, but guess what the hell I had on....some blue black jeans and a tight ass Old Navy shirt that gracefully hugged my increasing waistline. Boy, I had all the sperm whales out there horny (heh, heh). Anyway, me and my baby melted in that hot ass sun and all we got was a stale cupcake and some flat Sprite with mosquito laden ice. Damn, when I have my baby's party next Saturday (at an undisclosed location for all you R. Kelly's) nobody's going to have to worry about having mosquitoes in their ice, because I ain't serving beverages. Hah! And for those who haven't got it yet, I was being sarcastic about having fun today........

For all of my Kobe Bryant fans let us rally around him and put together a care package for him. It will consist of Preparation H, toothpicks, weed, some braid sheen spray for his cornrows, a poster of Beyonce (sans the weave), and a Mokenstef cd ( the group who performed such hits as "He's Mine"). That's what he gets for taking his show on the road, if you know what I mean.

Let's hear it for all of my sistas who are doing it up with men who aren't worth !@#$. I spoke with my sperm donor today via yahoo messenger and all I have to say is: "I want to know that I love you and blah, blah, and you want to be with me, blah, blah. Now in between all of this blah, blah, he manages to pull on my heartstrings. However, my heart belongs to someone else (because of confidentiality issues, I will not mention her name). Just to confuse some of you, I will not revisit that statement anymore. See, it's working already.

And in other news, 50 Cent is looking finer and finer these days, if being shot those many times makes a brotha that fine, then let me pull out my .357 and go shoot up all of Atlanta. For the men in Midtown, I'd just shoot to kill.......

Well, that's all for now, until the next time........