Random Musings - Part One

1. Does it mean that I'm a word hoe because I love the dictionary?
2. Men are like shoes, you have to find the right fit.
3. I is a inteligant college graduwate frome Morris Brun.
4. Ohhh, right there, scratch my head you big strong beast!
5. Do I look like I make sense to you?
6. Funkadelic is the greatest funk band of all time.
7. I can't help it that you missed the greatest event of all time - my birth.
8. As the official figurehead of this organization, I am telling you that I have no real power.
9. I don't want you to like me, I just want you to kiss my ass.
10. No thank you, I can use my brain without the instructions.

Until the next time..................