Fuck Soccer Moms

My dear and loyal readers, I was a victim of a head on collision yesterday evening.

I was on my way to the place where I make meager earnings or work as it is known by the masses. I had just exited off of the expressway when this bitch ran the red the light and smashed into my car. After recovering from the initial impact (that was so hard it knocked my glasses off and caused the airbags to deploy), I immediately began to do the self inventory check, you know make sure my ass wasn't grass. While all of this was going on, there were two guys who had pulled over to make sure all was copasetic and stuff who called the police. These two gentlemen also witnessed the whole thing (thank God!) and were able to vouch for my side of the story. The soccer mom on the other hand was about to catch a hot one. This bitch's car rolled over and she was on the fucking phone! I believe in my heart of hearts that she on the phone and the first place and wasn't paying any attention and ran the light, but anyway that's another story. Anyway, she finally got out of the car and walked up to where I was and I immediately scream at her "where were you trying to get to in a such hurry?!!" This spaced out bitch goes, "the light was green". Me and the two dudes just look at each other like "this bitch ain't for real is she?" I'm like fuck it, I'm not about to go to jail for whooping this hoe's ass so I just turned and walked away.

Finally the police arrive and try to stabilize shit. He took one look at me and then at the bitch and goes, "I think I know what happened, but you tell me your story anyway." I don't know if he was trying to say that I ran the light or what but, I didn't give a damn, because I had two witnesses that said otherwise, but anyway I gave him my account and he spoke with the witnesses. So, I was just standing around just waiting for the rest of the shit to go down. The officer was nice enough to let me use his cell phone to call my sister to come pick me up because my Nokia was fucked up. Anyway, after it was all said and done, the bitch was cited. Of course we then had to do the customary exchage information bit. She comes up to me and goes "I'm sorry, I really thought the light was green, I'm sorry we had to meet like this." I'm like "yeah, yeah, sure, sure bitch". She continues saying something about two witnesses saw something else, hell I don't remember and I don't even care. I gave her my information and turned and got into my sister's car.

As the night went on, I became angry and angrier. Here I am, a single mom trying to do the best that I can. That car was my only means of transportation to get to this p.o.s. job and here it is she probably has five cars to choose from and a husband that takes care of her every whim and shit. She's nothing but an Alpharetta soccer mom. 'Ol bitch! Why does shit like this always happen to me? It doesn't even matter, I know something big is about to happen.

As of now, I just received word that I got a job. A good ass paying job, not a security officer job. A project coordinator position with a Japanese freight and shipping company.

God is good all the time.

I'm going to go cry tears of joy. My months of suffering are about to end. Amen