A Letter To Ivan

Dear Ivan,

What the fuck took you so long dawg? I've been waiting on you to get here so that I wouldn't have to go to work. Well, even though you're seven hours late, at least you let me leave work early. Damn, man I was about to nut up in that joint! I'm glad you came through finally. However, I'm going to need you to do a little more damage, you know like blow down some trees, cause some flooding or something like that. My dumb ass school still insists on having classes tonight. That's not good for me, because I have a precalculus exam tonight that I've studied every bit of one hour for. I need you man to come through for a nigga. Please Ivan, do some real damage to CCSU. Blow a tree limb through one of those precious windows that I'm still paying for in that new state of the art University Center. Make the lake flood the 1st floor of the University Center or something, you're a hurricane be creative. Please Ivan, I don't want to take this exam tonight because I will surely flunk, well not flunk it, but I will not make the grade that I'm aiming to make. Please Ivan, I'm begging you dawg. Do this for me, do it for all of the little people, do it for East Point, College Park, Riverdale, Morrow, and Jonesboro. We need you.......

Sincerely,

Reza