Peanut Is Two Err'Body!

Today my little Peanut turned two.  Oh, I can't believe it's been two years already!  She's growing up so fast (well, she's still on the short side) and just flirting with the little boys.

Yes, my baby is a fast ass.

I had to take to her to the doctor today for her two year checkup.  We were sitting in the waiting room on the Black side, you know the side that's for the sick babies but for some reason all the Black folks wind up sitting on that side.  Anyway, Peanut was flirting with this older dude (he reminded me of Bruce Bruce's cousin) and this little four year old boy.  She was dancing and pulling up her dress to show everybody her coordinating diaper cover.  Clearly any other mother would have been embarrassed - not me.  I was telling Peanut to collect money for her show.  Well, as expected, most niggas didn't want to give up the funds for the dancing, but she did at least get a lollipop from Bruce Bruce's cousin. 

Tonight, I'm having an ice cream and cake birthday party for her.  I'm not throwing her a full fledged birthday party because I'm broke and plus last year's party was such a disaster, I vowed she wouldn't get another until she's sixteen and can pay for the shit herself.   For all of y'all who think I'm mean for doing that, know this;  I never had a birthday party and I turned out okay, so will she. 

In other news, cousin Monica is officially about to be somebody's wife in a week. 

*Sniffs*  I never got the chance to take her to the club. 

For a wedding present I'm going to get them some tattered wife beaters with fresh bloodstains and bullet holes and a used roll of toilet paper.  Now before y'all start booing and hissing, know that my gift comes straight from the heart and will come in handy.

Oh well, I gotta go, must pretend that I'm working.

Until the next time.............