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Erykah Badu had her baby, a girl named Puma.
What in the hell? Puma? Does she know that this child will be teased mercilessly in school? What kind of nickname can this child possibly have? Pu Pu? Pukey?
Her friends and family said that her daughter wasn't named after the athletic shoe, "She's more more down to earth than that. It's more likely that the name has meaning, that it's something natural."
What the fuck? Ain't nothing natural about a child being named after a damn jungle animal and some played out kicks.
Ms. Badu didn't disclose the identity of the father.
We know it's not Common, it's D.O.C. Duh!?
Erykah just a little advice from one sista with a deadbeat baby daddy to another, you might wanna file some child support on that nigga. Unlike Andre, D.O.C. ain't got no money. That nigga ain't had a hit since I was in the fourth grade.
Another thing Erykah, you're not a cat, so stop fucking err'body and saying "it's natural".
Despite all that weird shit in your personal life, I still love your music though.
The end........

2 Comments:
Dang I know I have been out of the loop. I didnt know that her and common wasnt together anymore... Mahoganydymond
I'm more out of the loop than the other comment poster. I just found out TODAY from searching the net that Erykah gave birth to a daughter LAST summer. I'm like wow ain't I wayyyy behind on the 411. Puma is the name huh. I can see the Metaphysical understanding in that. But I'm guessing the average kid in school won't get it. So she ain't with Common no more. Ooook. Who is The D.O.C. rumored to be Puma's father? I just listened to his latest cd (2003) on Amazon.com. She should have stayed with Common. This brotha D.O.C. cussing and fussing in his lyrics and got nothing to say. She got two kids by two different men. Dang Erykah....come on sista get it together.
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