I'm Back (Kinda Sorta)

Hey Ebby Body!

I'm back for a little while now that my classes will be ending pretty soon and work has slowed down a bit. I'm still feeling uninspired these days, but I think it has something to do all this damn pollen in the air. Here's a little update on this bullshit that I call my life.........

I didn't get the chance to take my MCAT this month, so I will have to take it in August, which absolutely sucks ass because everybody knows that students always sucks on the August test. Nobody has told me why, but I think it has something to do with the fact that it's too freakin' hot to study for this hard ass test! We'll see if the scores I make will get me into Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine or some medical school in the Carribbean........


My job still sucks. Although my boss is trying to my friend and shit. Boy, she just doesn't know what I'd really like to tell her. 'Ole heffa! Anyway, I'm taking a week off in May for a much needed vacation. Well, it's not really a vacation, I need the opportunity to scope out a new residence for my big move in the middle of August......


After much consternation, I have decided to move to Savannah and attend this damn program that I have been avoiding for years. It's a post bacc. pre medical program that is supposed to improve your chances of getting into medical school. Well, at this point being that I can't score higher than a 25 on the online practice MCAT, I decided that I just might need to pack my shit up and make the journey down there. Anybody know of good real estate agent down there? No? Okay, thanks anyway.

I just realized that the majority of this post has been about me getting into medical school. Damn, I'm sorry y'all. I really love medicine and it loves me too! I haven't talked about it much because shit wasn't going my way for awhile and going to medical school was starting to seem like a waking a dream versus a reality. Now things are starting to come full circle and I'm excited. In approximately 8 years I'll be a OB/GYN specializing in gynecological cancers. Damn, that's a long ass time to study to become a doctor. Maybe by that time the liability insurance for OB/GYN's will have gone down, then again, I doubt it....

Oh, yeah, a heffa is slimming on down. Do you hear me? I have lost a buggy load of weight. I am in the best shape I have been in years! I just wish I had a living breathing body to show my body to as proof of my weight loss. :( Any volunteers? I'll give you some milkshake! LOL!

Alright y'all two readers have suffered enough. Time to get going now.