Who Needs Friends Anyway?

I have these moments from time to time when I need to get stuff off my chest when I can't talk to other people about it. I need an objective viewpoint and someone (in this case something) that won't give me verbal feedback.

A couple of weeks back a friend disclosed to me some information that I found preposterous. It was basically regarding my beloved friend Dill. It took me by surprise because I don't think that what my other friend was telling me about Dill was the most accurate assessment of the situation.

In other words, the heffa was blowing shit all out of proportion.

Anyway, I told Dill what she told me and needless to say he was shocked, yet not amazed. We both then went on to say how this particular person is pretty full of herself. I chalked it up to her just being hopelessly in love with him and not being woman enough to tell him. He said that she was just "fornicating under the consent of the King'ing (I'm trying to refrain from cussing so much)with me. To which I agreed, I mean why else would this broad be compelled to tell me half of the bullshit that she does in regards to Dill.

I know I cussed, but you'll get over it.

Anyway, so after I got out of class last night, I saw that she had called and left me a message. She basically said that she had talked to Dill and that I should call her back.

Why?

Whatever you heard from Dill is pretty much the same shit that you will hear from me. I will however call her back just to humor myself and listen to hear try to speak to me in a "I'm a good person, you're the bad person" manner. However, I forgot my violin at home today so I won't be able to accompany her swan song.

A part of me feels that I shouldn't have even opened my mouth, however, I feel like for the past couple of months I've been the conduit for the two of them communicating and also the receptacle for which all of the crap that goes on between them has been dumped upon. I guess in a way, I'm blaming Dill too.

I'm tired of "friends". I just want to be left alone..........