Tell 'Em Why You Mad Son?

*Warning: This post will be filled with many expletives. Viewer discretion is advised*

Lately, I've noticed that little shit bothers me. Little stuff like the following:

1. Muthafuckas who can't drive in Atlanta
2. Employers who act like a Negro won't quit on their ass
3. Negros who use bullshit excuses as to why they act the way they do
4. FedEx shippers
5. Delta and the spoiled ass pilots who'd rather risk putting themselves and thousands of other Delta employees out of jobs because they're too proud to let their Jaguar go and sell the 350,000 dollar house that they bought in Alpharetta
6. The leasing agents at my apartment complex who saw me standing outside in the rain the office today with the FedEx package that I've been trying to get picked up since and didn't open the fucking door because it wasn't time for them to open, but their bitch asses were staring at me through the window.
7. Ge.or.ge Bu.sh still being in office
8. All these promises of cold weather and the thermometer is still registering at 88 degrees and I have on a damn turtleneck.
9. Potential employees who feel it's okay not to call you back after having four fucking interviews to tell you anything.
10. Employers who feel it's cool to make you have four fucking interviews. Shouldn't they know after the first two, if you're suitable candidate?
11. Everything in Atlanta being fiddy-leven miles away from each other.
12. The term rush hour when there's traffic all damn day long
13. Having to pay $237 for a fucking tag decal. A damn sticker that says 2006 on it. What the fuck?
14. Bill collectors who for payment in full. If I haven't paid you the minimum, what in the hell makes you think I've got money to pay the full amount?
15. People who call you with nothing really to say.
16. Why after losing nearly 40 pounds, people want to assume that because I'm Black that I must be on crack and that's how I lost my weight?
17. SP.RI.NT PC.S
18. Why I have to put little dots in between shit because people like to fucking Google shit (no offense Grayse).
19. My ass hurting for no apparent reason.
20. Nasty ass tap water.
21. My empty bank account.
22. People who give unwarranted advice.
23. My nosey coworker

Ahhhhh! I feel so much better!