In keeping with my conspiracy theory attitude..........

UK Police Say WMD Scientist Died of Slit Wrist

But conspiracy theorists know that someone else slit his wrist for him after poisoning him with a glass of Cisco..........

Kobe Bryant is Charged With Rape

The only thing that this brotha is sorry about is that he got caught getting some from an American Idol reject who was a popular cheerleader at her high school. I told y'all she was white because Colored folks don't live anywhere where there isn't public transportation. Anyway, the conspiracy theorists are all in agreement that the only thing big on Kobe is his height and old girl found that out the hard way (no pun intended.... well yes it is), so she decided to blast him the old fashion white girl way "Rape!Rape!........."

Saddam is Alive.......

Conspiracy theorists believe that Saddam is alive and living in Harlem with Bill Clinton and have plans to release a new line of clothing for the Hip Hop generation called Bush. Well, as history would have it both have problems with Bushes, Bush wants to kill Saddam and Clinton, well, he got caught sticking his cigar in one......

Damn, this stuff is addictive.....must stop typing......until the next time......