This Is Mr. Big..........

Okay, I know it's late and everything but, I was listening to Kelly Price's Friend of Mine (I think that's the name of the song) and listening to Ronald Isley (AKA Mr. Big, BKA Old Ass Man) and R. Kelly (AKA Toys R Us Playa) go back and forth on the song and it finally hit me.....I need to call Mr. Big so that he can get my sperm donor to pay me some child support. Bump the state, I can just get Mr. Big! I wonder if he has a 1-800 number or something. Anyway, being the dramatization queen that I am, I've decided to show y'all how the conversation would probably go.........

Sperm Donor: Hello

Music plays

Mr. Big: This is Mr. Big

Sperm Donor: Hey Mr. Big

Mr. Big: Reza's telling me that you ain't paid no child support

Sperm Donor: Just because I ain't speaking to her doesn't mean I ain't paying her

Mr. Big: Well, if you not speaking to her then how the hell you paying her?

Sperm Donor: Well, I could just be mailing her money.

Mr. Big: Or could not be paying nuthin'. Now son, man to man, we both know you lame

Sperm Donor: Huh?

Mr. Big: Wait a minute. Yo' ass is to sorry to even step up your game. She may be another broad to you, but to me she's a Diva. Music plays........Reza take this phone.....

That's it, I'm done.......Until the next time.........