What the Hell?

As I was driving home this afternoon from church I was thinking to myself that if Hell is as hot as it has been for the past couple of days, I'm going to straighten up. It doesn't take a brain scientist to know that fat people won't fair too well in Hell. Oh, the puddles of sweat, not to mention the rubbing of the thighs will cause more heat. :( I tell you it was so hot outside today that I swore I saw the devil on the side of the street crying. Punk azz devil man...........

Today I would like to discuss something near and dear to my heart, well, not really, but it's something that I've contemplating for a while, why do I do stupid stuff like....

Believe anything that my sperm donor tells me?

It's been nearly two years, and the lies keep coming. I keep hoping that one day he will actually do what he constantly tells me that he's going to do. So far he's batting 0. He sucks.......

Keep Hoping that a certain gentleman will want me

It's been almost three years and he still doesn't want me :(. He prefers tall, model-like broads who don't have much going for themselves. Anyway, I've been in love with him since that day we were eating at Chick Fil-A and he was sitting in the opposite booth sick with allergies. I took one look at him and knew that he was the one. He's the first dude that I've ever talked to that understand big words and is just an all around great guy. He was involved with someone at the time which is the reason I started talking to my sperm donor. I truly love him and I tried to tell this past year and it was met with disastrous results. So, why do I still want him? Because I don't know how else to want him :( To complicate matters even more, he's my baby's Godfather.................

Thinking that I can fit a size 12?

I thought I'd gained a few pounds after I had my baby, but I gained a whole two sizes. I went from a size twelve to a size sixteen. Chocolate sucks.......well, not really I suck because I didn't know when to say when. Which is the reason why I'm on this stupid Weight Watchers diet. It doesn't work. Stupid Weight Watchers diet......

Feeling that I can rehabilitate incorrigible muthasuckers

I have a friend, well I used to have a friend who did nothing but complain and rant about stupid stuff. He has severe issues and after a conversation I had with him about two weeks ago, I decided that he was flucking up my aura and needed to be released from my all ready narrowing circle of friends. I have enough problems of my own, if I call a friend it's to forget about my problems and have some fun. In my own psychologist mentality, I kept trying to help him realize the error of his ways and emphasize his positive traits, but to no avail. It's hopeless, he's an asshole. Besides he thinks I'm lame anyway. However, it's him that's lame and stupid and dumb and misogynistic and ..........

Okay, I'm going to go now, Until the next time.......