Umm, Why?

Myspace and Tom are pure evil....

How dare they make that shit addictive. Now when I meet people it's like "hey, do you have a myspace page?" Damn, whatever happened to "Hello, nice to meet you. Do you have a business card?"

Hold on, I'll be back....I've got to update my myspace layout.....

It's a Celebration Bitches!

Dave Chappelle should've never mentioned that phrase to me, because I'm going to over use it.....excessively.

Tomorrow is the 4th of July. I'm not doing anything special. I'll probably just chill with the fam and eat a few chickens and salmon. I'll probably take my offspring to go see the fabulous fireworks display and have a grand 'ol time.

It's a real shame that I have to go work the next day